Who holds the bar

Three people. One stubborn sequence.

Nobody here is a broadcaster. The mill rewards people who can see a second paint without flinching.

Anchor hand

Started the desk in 2012 after a decade of watching garage bends ruin Akron league sets. He writes the 6-iron spine and refuses driver work.

Walk hand

Grew up on the towpath. He is the one who makes you hit the second paint at Cascade Valley when you would rather stay in the warm mill.

Wedge closer

Closes pitching and gap clubs after the irons already rhyme. She will send a splash wedge away rather than pretend it is an iron.